Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Two gay penguins at Polar Land in Harbin, China have been stealthily stealing eggs from straight couples and replacing them with rocks. Brilliant!
But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracized the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.
"One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there," a keeper told the Austrian Times newspaper.
"It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time," he added.
Not discrimination my ass. Next thing you know the couple won't even be allowed to marry. Seriously, I have had it up to here *raising arm as high over head as possible* with this nonsense. Penguins are people too, you know? And wow, my pits smell like chili-dogs with lots of chopped onion. Fucking love those things. Gay penguins too. Pittsburgh, eh, not so much.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
- Kill The Lights (Danja does it again with Circus hints in another "made for Britney" song. My favorite part is prolly the semi-disco-esque vamp "I KIIIIILLED THE LIGHTS!" That song is "Pure. Satis. Faction.")
- Rock Me In (Probably the popiest song on the album.. think of how poppy Rihanna's Shut Up & Drive was.. very upbeat and catchy.. altho I wish it was longer.)
- If You Seek Amy (This is not a ballad about some bitch named Amy and how she cant get whatever it is girls in ballads don't get.. this is a another fast song of which the song actually means soemthing fun! It took my 5 mins to get it. I was like "Why would guys and girls wanna if you seek Amy?? That's not even proper English, Brit-face!")